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Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.
"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."
Blue Bonnet by jeremy January 14, 2004

Blue bonnet plague 

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media
I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

On it like blue bonnet 

You're already started on a favor someone asks of you. Then they ask you if you've started and you say, "I'm on it like blue bonnet"

I'm on it like Blue Bonnet 

I am working very hard on developing some stuff.

(One's intonation will effect the exact meaning of this... i.e.:)

1. I am overwhelming the issue by investing WAY to much time and energy into it... like WAY too much butter on a muffin.

2. I am doing a CRAPPY job at this... just as blue bonnet is a crappy margarine substitute.

3. I am doing a skimpy job because the job I would do would be crap anyways... just like blue bonnet should be used sparingly. Being crap.
1. "You gonna hit that bitch?" "Oh yeah... she be drunk... I'm ON IT like BLUE BONNET!"

2. "Hey, are you finished photocopying that deposition?" *uncaring* "Uh, yeah, I guess... *sigh* I'm on it.. like blue bonnet"