Skip to main content

Bland Job 

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.
"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."
Bland Job by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

blond job 

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.
Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
blond job by harry day October 26, 2009

Bling Job 

That was a sweet bling job!
Bling Job by BMF90 June 23, 2010

Bling Job 

Bling Job by BMF90 June 23, 2010