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Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon 

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.
"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

Bitch face malone 

That girl ALWAYS looks angry, I can never tell. She is a bitch face malone.

bitchmedonkey 

An exclamation of dismay, surprise, or disbelief; made by combining "don't pinch me" and the German word "danke." Legend has it that bitchmedonkey was born when someone incorrectly overheard these two phrases in rapid succession.
"You forgot to bring Final Fantasy today? Aw, bitchmedonkey!"

"Bitchmedonkey! My locker won't open again!"
bitchmedonkey by subrosa May 26, 2009