Big Soft 

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Water Dog."

I'm glad I had a "Big Soft" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.

Big Soft by MartialV December 30, 2007

big softie 

a penis that is semi-erect, but is still soft to the touch. common when seeing attractive women or when trying to avoid the awkward social implications of having a full erection.

"Did you see that girl on the subway? I got a big softie goin' after seeing her."

big softie by MrBuckeye January 17, 2006

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

Speak softly, but carry a big @ 

An admonition, intended for bosses, to avoid giving unpleasant news face to face, but rather save it for an email. ("@" is pronounced "at sign".)

I told everybody at last month's department meeting that the future looked bright. Two weeks later I send them all an email about the budget cuts and layoffs. It saves me listening to a lot of bitching from that bunch of peons. My daddy taught me a long time ago to Speak softly, but carry a big @!

Speak softly, but carry a big @ by Brighton Hughes March 1, 2013

Walk softly but carry a big stick 

Theodore Roosevelt's way of saying do everything carefully,but always keep the strap

Michael might act timid,but he's not scared to pack heat (i.e.,walk softly but carry a big stick)

Walk softly but carry a big stick by Nowthatsepic May 19, 2020