Big BERT 

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

Big BERT by King Kolamc May 30, 2021

Big BERT 

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

Big BERT by King Kolamc May 23, 2021

Big Bad Bert 

A being of such power, that if any women are in a 50 meter radius they squirt.

"Oh no, here comes Big Bad Bert."
"I Heard he makes the bitties squirt."

Big Bad Bert by Mechajuarez August 20, 2012

Big Bertha

The fattest female teacher in every school who makes class entertaining by her comedic weight, but whom is completely unaware of the numerous jokes which occur reguarding her gargantuan size each lesson.

May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.

For example, in mathematics:
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.

Big Bertha by The Prophet Muhammad's mum November 28, 2009

big bertha

giant ram truck made in the 70's. illest mode of transportation, from point A, to point B.

bitty #1: "yo we rollin in big bertha tonight!"
bitty #2: "hell yess suckah!"
bitty #3: "rosa parks big bertha bizznach!"

big bertha by yeeeahbuddeh October 25, 2011

Big Bertha

A massive doobie.

look at that massive doobie, its a big bertha

Big Bertha by smokeweedallday92 September 28, 2009

Big Bertha

A very large, nice booty.

Dammnnn look at her Big Bertha!!!

Big Bertha by The 'Circle' December 6, 2011