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Benjamitus 

The phenomena of unexplained disappearance of one person from a regular group of friends, or disinterest in hanging out, characterized by school letting out for the summer. This includes, but is not limited to, not answering their phone, not calling, ignoring, in some cases traveling to other parts of the world, and just not chillin.

Also known as "Ben Syndrome", "Houdini-ing", "Crankin Dat Ben" and the "Benjamin Virus".
Matt: "Yo where the fuck's Ben been at?"

Luis: "Bro, school let out last week, he's got Benjamitus."

Matt: "Oh, he's crankin dat Ben?"

Luis: "Yeah but we'll see him when our Junior year starts."

Matt: "True, tra-true."
Benjamitus by Balla McKilla June 21, 2008
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benjaminsexual 

I turned benjaminsexual when i watched Deadly Class and read possessive on wattpad.
benjaminsexual by Bob Ross :) January 15, 2021

all about the benjamins 

its all about the money, more dollars specially US$100 coz the head on it belongs to Benjamin Franklin, the founder of the 1st university in the states.
hey man!nothin is for free in this world,its all about the benjamins!

Persuaded with some Benjamins

The term "persuaded with some Benjamins" refers to bribery. If someone was "persuaded with some Bejamins" he or she accepted a bribe.
Jack: "Remember that robbery I botched last month?"

Sam: "Yeah. Did the Judge throw the book at you?"

Jack: "No. The judge was easily "persuaded with some

Benjamins." I just got a slap on the wrist."

Sam: "Wow, that's the Criminal Justice System at its finest..."

Moral of the story: A judge was "persuaded with some Benjamins" to give the defendant a lighter sentence.
Benjamins are 100 dollar bills
the reason people call them Benjamins is because the face on the bill is of Benjamin Franklin who was a publisher, a philosopher, a scientist, and the first major American inventor.
We gots to get those Benjamins
Benjamins by Therealest662 May 13, 2005

Friends with Benjamins. 

I've been with her 3 times in the last month. I'd say we're are good friends with Benjamins.
Friends with Benjamins. by Deadiac January 22, 2015

benjaminutes

Benjaminutes is a small YouTuber who currently makes skits for a series called The Riftdale Chronicles. He was previously known as Strider-Inquire and ever since has been running away from his image as Bro Strider
"Did you hear about Benjaminutes? I heard he was three lizards in a human suit."
"Nah man, lizard people like pineapple on their pizza, he's in the clear."
benjaminutes by Violet Evergarden September 23, 2018