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Beer goggling 

Get hammered then get naked go into your mates neighbors garden shake your tail/FANAAYY at them then jump back get dressed before your friends see so you can say it never happened.

No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.
OMG take your tail away from me.

Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'
Beer goggling by Rockjaw July 19, 2009
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Beer-googling 

When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.
After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.
Beer-googling by The Googler October 10, 2008

beer-googling 

the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.
"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"

"..."

"are you hung over?"
beer-googling by eloh January 15, 2004