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Bargain Basement Becky 

That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.

1. Wife
2. Girlfriend

3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits

5. Sidepiece

6. Smash

7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.

You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.

Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
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Bargain Basement Becky 

The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.

becky lemme smash 

Ron: Becky lemme smash

Becky: no Ron

Ron: Wut... Swiggity Swooty?
Becky: ur tail is small
becky lemme smash by Succc September 15, 2017

Bargain Basement Becky 

The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.
(sometimes the duck) : the adjective clause of Bekfast; of a person place of thing describing its immediate physical, tactile, or palatable characteristics.

(2nd) A polite euphemism for ; the delicate curves of an arrestingly beautiful woman, the verdant craftsmanship of a wet-hopped ale, or just the right amount of fentanyl.
Ex : “(a bonafide yet beguiling waitress approaches Crum’s table and introduces herself. Already 7 double IPA’s deep the flummoxed Crume, glassy-eyed and red-faced as his nethers stir with the promise of war, looks the waitress squarely in the face and proclaims), Beky!”
Beky by Tjaxel November 5, 2020

Meddy Beddy 

A type of medicine used worldwide to help regain lost health points from combat. While it gains more medicinal properties than bandages, it takes a much longer time to use and could cause the loss of a victory royal on the battlefield
That shit look like a Meddy Beddy
Meddy Beddy by Meddy Beddy April 6, 2021