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Jeremy Bearimy 

The timeline in the afterlife that moves in what happens to look like the name Jeremy Bearimy in cursive English; the dot of the “i” is said to be Tuesdays, July, the time moment where nothing never occurs, and the moment where Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye are finally with each other forever.
“Well how is it possible that all these things happened to us but no time passed on Earth? Did you go back in time to save us?”
-“Um, I didn’t have to...because of Jeremy Bearimy.”

“I wish we had more time together!”
-“Oh time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy baby! We’ll just get through this and then you and I can chill out in the dot of the “i” forever.”
Jeremy Bearimy by The Good Place December 11, 2019
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bearmingo 

A cross between a bear and a flamingo.
The tall, skinny legged bear was, in fact, a bearmingo.
bearmingo by i'm websta' June 25, 2010

bearmode 

Muscular for the purpose of strength, strongman competitors and Olympic heavy lifters.
Yeah, that guy looks pretty buff, but THAT guy is full on BEARMODE.
bearmode by Doug Demaro January 29, 2010

bearer-seek-seek-lest- 

What you are going to hear a lot while playing Dark Souls 2.
*trying to level up*
Shanalotte: "Bearer-seek-seek-lest-"
Player: "SHUT UP"

Paul Bearer 

The former manager of The Undertaker that appeared on WWE programming in the 90s. Paul Bearer played a mortician that had a peculiar pale complexion and high pitched voice. He carried an urn down to ringside that would give the Undertaker "powers" from the dead spirits. Occasionally, Paul Bearer would bring a casket down to the ring for the Undertaker to put his opponent on.
Man, I miss the old school days of the Undertaker when he had Paul Bearer with him!
Paul Bearer by moomoo11 March 4, 2007

beardmance 

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!
Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!
beardmance by beardster December 1, 2011