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Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Barbra Striesand 

Interjection- typically following the phrase "WOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOHOO"
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WOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOHOO
Barbra Striesand by CashNotCredit September 16, 2011

Beartrapping 

When person A slaps person B's huge ass, but person B grabs person A's hand and arm with their ass cheeks.
I went to slap his ass, but then he ended up beartrapping me! That bastard!
Beartrapping by Simphd June 23, 2020

Bonduel Beartrap 

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.
Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk

Swack Bearback 

Yo she let me Swack Bearback and I'm about to be a daddy.

Swack Bearback all day everyday.
Swack Bearback by Chute Boxe February 14, 2009