Bartlow 

Bartlow is the last name of a person that knows what's what. In some countries, like the USA, they are regarded as royalty and should be. When you get 2 or more together, the more the better, then the possibilities are endless. Most are available for parties and bar mitzvahs upon request.

Man, that person is awesome, they must be a Bartlow.

Bartlow by Oramatron March 9, 2009

eve barlow 

Amber heard’s turd

Did you hear? Amber left an Eve Barlow on johnnys bed

eve barlow by Overamber May 30, 2022

Chuck Bartowski 

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.

Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

Chuck Bartowski by delayen November 26, 2010

Matt Barlow 

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

Matt Barlow by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Bartow 

A "city" in the middle of Florida. It is in Polk County, in between Lakeland, Mulberry, and Winterhaven. It is also in between Orlando and Tampa. It is the road to everywhere and also the road to nowhere.

"So you live in Lakeland?" -Dude from Lakeland

"No. I'm from Bartow." - Bartow resident

"I'm sorry." -Dude from Lakeland

"You should be. You live in Polk County." -Bartow resident

Bartow by Nerdcrafter January 11, 2010

bartlomiej

Bartlomiej is a crazy guy with lots of ideas. He doesn't smoke and is reasonable. He has a bit of courage. And is quite strong. He won't pick fights tho unless he has to. He can be the greatest friend or worst enemy

Bartlomiej is funny

bartlomiej by Sarbicus May 25, 2018

Barlow's Law 

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.

Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."

Barlow's Law by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019