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barkin spider

When you fart real loud around other people and tell them that was a barkin spider
Brittney walk into the room at the party and farted and said hey did anybody see that barkin spider?

barkin spider

When somebody cuts a fart in a room with people in it and blames it on the Barking spider
Britney farted and said watch out for that barkin spider

barking up shit's alley 

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.
I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

Barking at Echo's 

Being reactive, instead of proactive.

The Crap that all of the People that are trying to get into a policital office are selling.

saying anything to get your vote
Barking at Echo's was what the dog would do for hours.
Closing the door to the chicken coop after the fox has made a meal out of the chickens!

Any thing a person that is running for president talks about such as a problem on a national platform. The problem, I.E ( Banking, Home Loans ) broken IN the country wide area. The problem is NOT FIXED IN THEIR STATE!
IF THEY HAVE THE PROBLEM AT THEIR STATE HOME, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEM ON A NATIONAL LEVEL!
IT IS ALL BULLSHIT TO THE FOURTH POWER!

barkin' at the sharks

hurling your guts over the side of a boat, usually due to seasickness
Johnny spent most of the deep-sea fishing trip barkin' at the sharks.

Boom boom party room that's a gooda barfin 

When you are the Boomer in the Left 4 Dead series and you explode in a room, covering the humans in your bile.
(playing xbox)
...... I just owned all of those guys.
BOOM BOOM PARTY ROOM THAT'S A GOODA BARFIN!