Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."
Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping
like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah,
what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"