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Bananaphobia 

The fear of Banana's!
Banana's literary drive me Banana's!
-friend starts eating a banana- Stan: GET IT AWAY! I have Bananaphobia, dude! -runs away-

bullaphobia

Michelle's bullaphobia became apparent when she started to cry when a soda was given to her at dinner.

Before Michelle's daily dose of coca butter, she had a momentary bout of bullaphobia when her shampoo started to form excess bubbles.
bullaphobia by 703Apex November 5, 2009

bananaphobia 

When somebody can't even look at or touch a banana due to extreme fear of bananas. Probably caused by repressed homosexuality.
Jason: I don't like bananas. They're so scary. I probably have bananaphobia.
bananaphobia by HamsterKing999 September 17, 2019

baculaphobia 

bac·u·la·pho·bi·a

An irrational fear of contemporary actor, Scott Bacula.
Eric: "Oh no, my TiVo erased all of Quantum Leap episodes I had saved!"

John: "Quantum Leap gives me the heebe geebees. I cry uncontrollably anytime Scott Bacula is onscreen."

Eric: "You must suffer from Baculaphobia."

John: "Your mom suffers from Baculaphobia! BOOYA!"
baculaphobia by Eric Weichmann December 9, 2008

Blanaphobia 

The fear of a person with high authority. Typically seen in a place of work.

Causes high amounts of stress.
Hey Ron I heard you suffered from Blanaphobia.
Blanaphobia by Ricky Jacobs November 23, 2021

Ballaphobia

The fear of you Balls being Ticklecd ,Licked ,Cummed ,Squished and Crushed on usually it is a Phobia of 8th Grade nerds who got rejected by their Crush it is also common in people who ship 15 Year olds.
Person 1: He Can i Lick your balls
Person 2: No i have ballaphobia
Ballaphobia by Slixo December 16, 2022