Bag of wank 

Totally rubbish.absolutly crap.

Oh man that x factor is a bag of wank!

Bag of wank by marksladey November 3, 2006

bag of wank 

somthing that is incredibly crap

shit, this music channels a bag of wank,turn it over!

bag of wank by hols January 12, 2004

Bag of Wank 

1. An Insult e.g Your a bag of wank

2. Something very crap e.g My computer is a bag of wank

3. A bag that jumps down the street in a jerking motion (The original term came from when people watched bags blowing down the streets when they were bored they used to say "This is wank" shortly followed by "Well thats a bag of wank" at that point the person saying the phrase would then point at the bag.

What a bag of wank or this coffee tastes like a bag of wank

Bag of Wank by Liquidhalo231 December 29, 2009

bag of wank 

Someone/something who is a complete wanker, irritating little tosspot or just generally annoys you.

"John your a complete bag of wank son"

bag of wank by Armadillo_Mania August 22, 2006

bag of wank 

Receptacle, usually cheap, containing the spermatozoic issue from onanistic activity. Occasionally the cause of unwanted pregnancy in female garbage collectors who are exposed to its contents and then slip their contaminated fingers into their genital areas.

Quick - let me get rid of my bag of wank before the wife sees it. And hide that fucking magazine as well.

bag of wank by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 24, 2004