Baesomnia

Unable to sleep without bae; restless ; bae is not there to cuddle with resulting in a hard time to try to go to sleep.

"I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, I think I have Baesomnia."

Baesomnia by Legendaris_ October 9, 2014

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Boysomnia

When you cannot fall asleep because someone is sleeping over, hogging the covers or thrashing wildly. You may even really love this person creating the insomnia but the fact still remains: you need your sleep, especially before a big test! Ways to avoid: tell them to buy a bigger bed, push them off of the bed, or make an excuse as to why they or you should not sleep over.

Paris Hilton: OMG Nicole I didn't sleep at all last night!
Nicole Richie: Were you: out, making another sex tape, having a fake career, partying, or being your usual slutty self?
Paris: No, this was after that I had Boysomnia and couldn't get a wink of sleep.
Nicole: Oh!

Boysomnia by Lauren Lynch November 12, 2009

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Baesomnia • Baemonia • Bassomaniac • bensomnia • Biebomnia • Boysomnia • Harry Balsonia

bensomnia

A disease caused by the overexposure to a person named Benson. It is also caused by lack of sleep or being near a Benson.

The only known treatment is McDonalds hash brown shortly after waking up.

Man, i think i have bensomnia. I went to bensons house yesterday and could t sleep.

bensomnia by Chez Grater October 5, 2021