Baconocracy 

A Baconocracy is a political system where bacon RULES!!!

The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!

Baconocracy by jmspaesq November 6, 2010

Bananocracy 

The right to be allowed to open a banana in any public place.

I wasn't allowed bananocracy when i was in the library because i was yelled at for opening a banana.

Bananocracy by Baneyneyluver November 27, 2012

Baconocrat 

A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!

Baconocrat by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

boonocracy 

To delegate the surrounding civilians with the moral codes of Boonertology- attitude, knowledge and respect all while pimpin that cheshire cat smile with class... ladies welcome to the world of a real man, too bad there weren't more like him. Better said if the country ran with Boonocracy- they'd all have the swagger of a champion

The counrty needs to be run with boonocracy and justice

boonocracy by Jada Byrd September 2, 2010