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Back Sweat 

The horrible perspiration that comes from prolonged trips in a car. The back sweat is the worst and most nerve-racking part about going on a date, because when you go to hug your date, you pray to God that she doesn't feel the damp rag that is the back of your shirt. Most prominent in summer. Cure-unknown
Well, she dumped me. Probably because I had horrible back sweat after driving all the way to her house!
Back Sweat by MPleitch January 13, 2006
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back sweat 

A man's worse nightmare. While frequent in driving, it can often occurs spontaeously when temperatures are above 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Basically from March to October you pray that no girl accidently brushes against your back and feels your moist lumbar. Likewise wearing t-shirts that clearly show your back sweat is also not advised.
"Hey man it's suppose to reach 60 today!"
"Oh crap man, back sweat is coming, i can feel it."
back sweat by Keith B. May 19, 2006

sweat-back 

The sweaty back incurred by sitting on a leather chair and streaming every day.

Grifter online gamers who have sought new monetized income by means of becoming unofficial corporative mouthpieces. Usually beta males who don a uniform wearing large harry potter glasses, Fluffy headgear, Pearl Necklaces, painted nails and $800 jumpers with French names.

Super Uber Obsessed with Female power, Black Community Issues, LGBT Rights. Green Talking Points. White Males.
Have no real opinion just cut-copy-paste, Dems, CNN and Facebook concerns.

Always an ally to women , but surround themselves with those twitch girls who show far too much flesh for any social gathering.

Sit in $1000 gamer chairs and criticize successful men who sell out venues and do award winning business in IRL.

Seathers, Saltifiers, Haters, wannabees. Pretend to be left wing socialists but bask in the 'truly abhorrent' hierarchy of rewards and financial gain.

See also: Napoleon and the Piggies in Animal Farm
See Also: When the Socialist and Marxist become the 1% of highest earners
That Hasan Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude is one grifting sweat-back
sweat-back by Tanzs of Arms December 22, 2021

Kickin' it in the Back Seat 

To take part in sexual activities in the backseat of a car that is being driven by someone without them knowing of the activities occurring in the backseat.
I hate it when my friend and his girlfriend are kickin' it in the back seat. I wasn't expecting to see that in the rear view mirror.

shit in the back seat 

a phrase referring to a female's big and phat ass, also known as Junk in the Trunk.
damn girl, you've got a bunch o' shit in yo back seat

have you seen my new baby mamma? she got some shit in the back seat!

Back Seat Syndrome 

The curious phenomena by which men traveling in the back of large jostling vehicles (busses, vans, ect) tend to achieve spontaneous erection due initially to the jostling of the vehicle and then secondarily to the jostling of their own wood against their legs and/or pants. This erection can often be relieved only by extrication from the back seat.
Cody: Holy cow have I got a case of Back Seat Syndrome.

Matt: Boner city?

Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.

Back Seat Tom

So i was driving down the road and i looked back and saw Tom Lewis back seat tomming
Back Seat Tom by Fike Moster January 10, 2009