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BOBW is short for "Beat off Before Work." It is when a man (or a woman) releases their sexual frustration (usually caused by a micro-coitaldrought from the night before) by clobbering the Kleenex. It is necessary in order to be productive at work and to help stimulate creative thinking. This habit is almost always necessary on Mondays and Thursdays.
"Yo, Chunkers, how was your weekend? You get to see that "P" from the "B" (pussy from the back)?"
"Nah dude, my girl was on the rag all weekend. I needed a good BOBW just to make it through today."
BOBW by And-deez-nutz January 25, 2018
Related Words
A very astute word for a standard gentleman.

Alternate meaning: A groovy dance move.
Bobwin by Blurry Doggy February 11, 2023
That stupid person spells it bobwire, instead of barbed wire.
Bobwire by Stunned Arsenal November 17, 2018
A very astute name for a standard gentlemen.

Alternate meaning; a groovy dance move
Look at that miraculous bobwin in his gentlemanly suit.
Bobwin by Blurry Doggy February 11, 2023
bared wire;wire with sharp projecting points placed at close intervals along its length (used in fencing, etc.)
"I thought how some sisters took to beatin' theirselves with a three-foot shag of bobwire" John Steinbeck,The Grabes of Wrath,Chp4,P25
bobwire by mutluadam May 1, 2006

bobworthed  

meaning to stare someone down, look at them in a disgusted or confused manner, or just to be confused and aggrivated.
I bobworthed cuz I didn't understand the question.
My face was pure bobworth.
bobworthed by Kink-a-tron February 20, 2007