BOBW is short for "Beat off Before Work." It is when a man (or a woman) releases their sexual frustration (usually caused by a micro-coitaldrought from the night before) by clobbering the Kleenex. It is necessary in order to be productive at work and to help stimulate creative thinking. This habit is almost always necessary on Mondays and Thursdays.

"Yo, Chunkers, how was your weekend? You get to see that "P" from the "B" (pussy from the back)?"
"Nah dude, my girl was on the rag all weekend. I needed a good BOBW just to make it through today."

BOBW by And-deez-nutz January 25, 2018

Related Words

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Bobwin

A very astute word for a standard gentleman.

Alternate meaning: A groovy dance move.

Look at that magnificent bobwin.

Bobwin by Blurry Doggy February 11, 2023

Bobwire

How stupid people spell barbed wire.

That stupid person spells it bobwire, instead of barbed wire.

Bobwire by Stunned Arsenal November 17, 2018

Bobwin

A very astute name for a standard gentlemen.

Alternate meaning; a groovy dance move

Look at that miraculous bobwin in his gentlemanly suit.

Bobwin by Blurry Doggy February 11, 2023

bobwire

bared wire;wire with sharp projecting points placed at close intervals along its length (used in fencing, etc.)

"I thought how some sisters took to beatin' theirselves with a three-foot shag of bobwire" John Steinbeck,The Grabes of Wrath,Chp4,P25

bobwire by mutluadam May 1, 2006

bobworthed

meaning to stare someone down, look at them in a disgusted or confused manner, or just to be confused and aggrivated.

I bobworthed cuz I didn't understand the question.
My face was pure bobworth.

bobworthed by Kink-a-tron February 20, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026