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The Fire Extinguisher

Sex act involving a female with a good amount of pubes. Anything from a trimmed and neat landing strip to a forest bush can apply here.

During sex, just before ejaculation you light her pubes on fire (lighter or matches preferably).

You then utilize your busted load to put out the fire. If new to this technique keep a bottle of water or a real fire Extinguisher at the bedside for safety.
My wife hasn't trimmed or shaved her bikini region in weeks. Time to teach her a lesson. Its time to give her the fire extinguisher.

fire extinguisher 

A humorous way to say "penis". This term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone's penis by urinating.
Someone: "What's that bulge on your pants?"
Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"

A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.

Baltimore Bush Fire Extinguisher 

When someone creates a Baltimore Bush Fire, and a friend or friends urinate on the bush fire in order to put it out..

(B-more Bush fire= when a man and woman are F'ing so hard that the friction creates a fire)
My girlfriend and I had a B-more, Bushfire going on last nite, But then my Boys Omar and Tyrell DId a Baltimore Bush Fire Extinguisher and put that shit out, YO.

Big Bone Extinguisher 

The process of extinguishing a big boner due to having a boner for some unknown reason. Or just having a boner
I just got such a huge uncontrollable boner. I need a Big Bone Extinguisher

fire extinguisher3000

It is a simple sex move with 2 steps. Step 1:man cums in woman mouth. Step 2:then the woman blows the cum out of her mouth so she looks like a fire extinguisher
Babe can we do the fire extinguisher3000
fire extinguisher3000 by Masa24 September 3, 2021

Nigerian Fire Extinguisher 

This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.
"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"