Ass Meter 

The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.

Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"

Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"

Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"

Ass Meter by supersubmarinesemen November 7, 2011

Ass Meter 

A scale - typically between 1 and 100 - by which an individual or group is measured, based upon how much of an ass they are being.

Stop picking on me - you are at about a 75 on the ass meter right now.

Ass Meter by JSlo November 20, 2013

Swamp Ass Meter 

A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.

Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"

Swamp Ass Meter by pronomore July 30, 2009

MeterMaid Ass

When your ass is so fat it looks like your back

He mom that lady has a big back no honey that’s her MeterMaid Ass

MeterMaid Ass by Errrik January 10, 2026

MeterMaid Ass

When your ass is so fat it looks like your back. Also described as your asscrack riding up to your neck.

Hey mom that lady has a big back . Yes honey that’s what we call a MeterMaid Ass

MeterMaid Ass by Errrik January 10, 2026