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Angie's Charm

Whenever you meet someone and inevitably they start growing on you and then you feel jealous because they are more fortunate than you.
I met this girl, she was really awesme, but I found out she is really fortunate and doesn't have to work on fridays, I really don't hate her, it must be the Angie's Charm.
Angie's Charm by ambesc January 1, 2012

Angie's Baby Daddy 

A term used when you don't know who your baby daddy is and it could be any/all of the guys at your school because you slept with just about all of them.
Melissa: I'm pregnant but I don't know who it is...

Ryan: Well maybe you should have had all those one night stands with those guys!

Melissa: It wasn't that many...

Ryan: You slept with almost all of them, it could be any of them... You have Angie's Baby Daddy!

Angie's list 

A compilation of names and reviews of everyone that Angie has had sex with. It's a REALLY long list, containing over 500 terabytes of data even when rendered in simple text only. Angie is a consummate whore of a housewife, who like most other uppity white bitches, likes to squander her overworked husband's money having a different room of the house remodelled every other week. Also, she has sex with the contractors and then rates their "performance" online. If you can't satisfy her voracious sexual appetites, she will put you out of business by giving you a terrible review.
I need a hot contractor with hard-working hands and a big tool to service me, and by "service me" I of course mean to remodel the guest bathroom. Maybe I can find someone to handle the job on Angie's list.
Angie's list by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013

national grab angie’s ass day 

to grab an ass of a girl named angie
dude it i can twait till friday it’s national grab angie’s ass day

andi's dad

the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.
andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry
andi's dad by TOCH EMMA November 13, 2009

Angie’s Teeth 

Angie’s teeth will reverse an erection at first sight. Angie’s teeth look like that fucking chick from the Thornberry movie. Angie’s teeth will make you rethink your job of being a dentist. Angie’s teeth will make you want to put on sunglasses at night time. You’ll know when you see Angie’s teeth.
“Yoooo what the fuck is up with that person’s teeth”
Oh that’s Angie’s Teeth!”
Angie’s Teeth by Angie did it December 12, 2018