Accelerbator 

One who has realised they need to finish off masturbating quickly, or they'll be late.

I realised I was going to be late, so I had to finish quickly. Still got there on time. I'm such a pro accelerbator.

Accelerbator by Aquaeous March 5, 2011

Cum wave particle accelerator 

The 4 by 4 123 abc Infinite cum waves are move at rapid speeds because of the 2 by 2 xbox 360 live membership converter which is the meiosis of the mitochondria

Person A: Hey how are you doing?

Person B: Cum wave particle accelerator

Person A: I agree

Cum wave particle accelerator by Punanijesus February 27, 2021

farticle accelerator 

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

farticle accelerator by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

Accelerbate 

Realising that one needs to finish off masturbating quickly or one will be late, and resultantly accelerating with the activity in order to finish sooner.

"Crap, I've only got ten minutes to get the bus."
*accelerbates*

Accelerbate by Aquaeous March 5, 2011

Farticle Accelerator 

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

Farticle Accelerator by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

particle accelerator 

A machine or device used to accelerate subatomic particles at extremely fast speeds using electric fields. It can even separate components of atoms!

kevin - Dude that was some serious crap you just proved.

jay - I dedicate my credit to the particle accelerator!

kevin - You mean you seriously jerked that neutron!?!?

jay - Yup. I'll teach you how to jerk. (if ya want)

particle accelerator by Twinkymobile October 25, 2009

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC) 

A large railgun type weapon frequently used in the Halo universe. Sizes vary, from a handheld one shot anti-personnel weapon, to the main weapon of most of the frigates, destroyers, cruisers, etc (e.g UNSC Pillar of Autuum) to the largest, most powerful type, the "Super MAC", a massive railgun mounted on a space station capable of firing its projectiles at speeds close to 4% the speed of light. (e.g. Cairo Station, Halo 2). Said projectiles are made from extremely dense metals, such as depleted uranium, and despite the disadvantage of having to charge the weapon for every shot, the sheer kinetic impact velocity of these projects can do extreme damage to most targets.

“That Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC) gun can put a round clean through a Covenant Capital Ship" - Sergeant Major Johnson describing the sheer firepower of Cairo Station to the Master Chief John-117.

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC) by Breaking_Bad_RV January 10, 2015