A bidet

When a man/woman spits on another man or woman’s asshole before anal sex

“Tommy I forgot my lube in the car”
“That’s okay honey, I’ll just give you a bidet”

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Pulling a Biden

Pulling out/ending something too soon or in a haphazardly manner that creates a huge mess.

Person 1: Did you hear that Joe sold all his stocks the moment they turned red?

Person 2: Classic Joe; talk about pulling a Biden.

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Teacher: "Would you please answer the question, Mr. smith."
Smith: "I'm sorry miss, I'm pulling a Biden!"

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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

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When someone is interrupting you in a conversation so you yell," Shut up, man."

Trump: *interups Biden*
Biden: *Pull a Biden*

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The oposite of taking a trump instead of flushing 10-15 times u flush once bcuz of the little rabbit shits

“After eating nothing but yogurt today i might need to take a biden”

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To take a massive dump so big you have to flush 80 million times.

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