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A term Massapequa students use as a practical joke towards one another. Inducing online trauma and remorse. The shame of being "BEETS" 'd promotes social dismay and depression.
Yo man, I left my facebook up for one second and I got "BEETS" -Sir Sweeps

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. -Bass
BEETS by Randell J August 31, 2010
The act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl.
Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.
"Beets??"
(Walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) You would say.....
'Hey bro, Beets?
Beets? by TheWhiteKnight January 6, 2008
"That fire is hella beets dude!"
Beets by Mr.Beets April 25, 2010
A vegetable similar to a potato in that it is a root and carries similar qualities to potatos. The inside of this vegetable is purple with blood red juices. Nigger's happen to love this vegetable very much. You have to be careful where you use the word because negros will flock to beets.
"Ya'll got them new Beats by Dre boy?"

"Naw nigga but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd"

"Damn nigga, I love me some beets. Hand em' ova"
Beets by Blunter420 January 9, 2013
A friend of the person who dances about with his tits out all the time, the tit dancer being Toad
"You are gay Beets"
Beets by Dougs. February 15, 2004

Beets Me Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with beets!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets Me Burger, it comes with beets!"