Pink Elephant Republican 

A Republican so wrapped up in their warped ideological dogma they're determined to vote for "anyone but Obama." A Republican with ideas so disconnected from reality they clearly have hallucinations.

You can't sell that Pink Elephant Republican a clue. He can't see you to buy it.

Pink Elephant Republican by Bull Moose May 22, 2012

Kitty Elephant 

Kitty Elephant is a hilarious game you play with a cat and a sock, you simply place the sock tightly around the cat's head and watch it smash into stuff and do funny seizure like dances while it tries to remove the covering from it's head.
Best results while intoxicated, and remember the more high strung the cat the better.

"I'm bored, lets play Kitty Elephant!"
*places dirty sock on cats head*
*watches cat shit itself trying to remove sock*
"Man! That cat is going crazy trying to get the sock off his head!"

Kitty Elephant by Kyle Greene March 21, 2005

Cage the elephant 

1. To have your asshole stuffed by cock and balls.

2. To stick your entire cock and balls inside someone’s asshole.

Ex.1 How was your date with Brad last night?

“The usual…dinner…movie…then pulled the ol’ cage the elephant”

Ex.2 “How was that morbidly obese, amputee, half mongoloid, yeast infected whore from the bar last night?”

“Great. I made her cage my elephant. But I probably have crabs now.”

Cage the elephant by fromanjacks April 15, 2009

the elephant 

A man that draws a picture of an elephant on some paper and then cuts out a hole where the trunk is to put his cock through it. aka adam hughes's dad

the elephant
adam hughes's dad

the elephant by coopzinator May 7, 2011

Charging Elephant 

A dance move which involves pulling out you trouser pockets, holding them aloft whilst poking your penis out over your trousers. It is often complemented by a prolonged braying noise.

A: Oh shit, that guy is sweeping up the bitches.

B: I'm not surprised, did you see his Charging Elephant?

Charging Elephant by Elephantastic69 November 3, 2012

The Fluffy Elephant 

The Fluffy Elephant is a sex act that must be planned over the course of a couple of years. It all begins when you start collecting your female partner's used tampons and placing them in a jar. After you collect about 20-30, you truly begin the act. You first punch her in the face which causes her to break her nose, stick all of the tampons in her mouth, and fuck her doggy style while pulling on her ears to stretch them out so she can simulate the look of a fluffy elephant.

I performed The Fluffy Elephant on my girlfriend last night. It was interesting to see her chewing on all of that fluff!

The Fluffy Elephant by EggiagDash March 31, 2015

drunk elephant

The skincare line committed to using only clean ingredients. Founder, Tiffany Masterson, makes the formulas without harmful silicons, chemical screens, sensitizing colorants/perfumes, sodium lauryl sulfate, essential oils, or drying alcohols. Drunk Elephant is the self-proclaimed "clean-clinical" brand.

My skin looked and felt so much better after using Drunk Elephant!!

drunk elephant by benfromcali May 24, 2018