real life human being 

Real life human being...
Means a human being that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes...and is not a computer....

When i take the time to call a business /service company that i pay a monthly bill to...i expect to discuss my questions/concerns with a real life human being....a real llfe human being....who is a human being ...that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes and is not a computer...instead of me getting pissed off at a computer....that has no ears... to hear me speak slowly...ever...i think customer service is person to person....and all persons deserve a job....not a computer...

real life human being by PRETTY IN COPPER July 18, 2017

Awesome Human Being 

An awesome being is clearly someone who is, well awesome!

Yale: Woah!
Sal: IKR, an awesome human being!
Nathan: WTF IS GOING ON, YOU ALIENS

Awesome Human Being by MeteorCoder April 11, 2019

a normal human being 

A person that can pay their bills, has been married, does NOT eat 17,000 ponds of cheese every year, and has a good job.

not me, that’s for sure. a normal human being wouldn’t eat 17,000 pounds of cheese every year and have a wife. not me.

a normal human being by Cheese Addict January 31, 2020

that being said 

A device used in conversation to redirect the conversation to a point of your choosing, or to acknowledge and move past a point of debate.

I recognize that you don't like how I frame conversations, that being said, it is what it is.

that being said by met@thought January 11, 2014

Stop being a pussy 

the Phrase "stop being a pussy" is a slang term describing the actions and whining sounds that cats can create. These utterances of the feline members can be found to be annoying as is the constant actions of rubbing its body against yours.
In this context, being a pussy is to in fact to be whining and annoying.

"I don't like how everyone keeps on ignoring me!", says John; "stop being a pussy", comes the soft lull within the crowd

Stop being a pussy by MacGrubers got celery December 16, 2011

one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".

Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

one woman short of being gay by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011

The Four Stages of Being High 

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level

Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.

The Four Stages of Being High by Dizz85 June 29, 2010