Skip to main content

Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."
Lois McDonald by NightSaberX October 10, 2021
Lois McDonald mug front
Get the Lois McDonald mug.
See more merch

Density McDonald 

Typically used as a nickname for a a furry named Destiny McKinnon. Don’t forget to live laugh Ashlynn.
Density McDonald by princesspoof99 January 18, 2022

Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) 

Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) Is an amazing Minecraft player that is a GOD at PVP, Building, and getting bitches.

Do you know Phantomm (McDonald's Employee)?
Yes! His dick was sooo big and hard
Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) is amazing
Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) is hot
Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) is sexy
Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) has a big dick

Ronald McDonald 

A scary ass monster disguised as a goofy mf but in his free time killing children with his scary blood red fingers to make meat for his fast food restaurant to have a place to launder his methè money wait fuck thats kernel sanders
Btw he's overpowered in mugen.

Callum Mcdonald 

He likes pies and men.
Hey, Thats Callum Mcdonald! Is he eating pies, or men?

The mcdonald's effect 

When a girls snaps make her look good but apon seeing her she is a "munter"

Just as in advertisements for mcdonald's burgers they look delicious but in real life they're poorly crafted monstrositys
Person 1: guys it happend.
Person 2: what happend?
Person 1: the mcdonald's effect.
Person 2: unlucky.

Goopy Mcdonald 

The act of a group of guys (some females may be involved) have dirty anal sex.
Last night me and the boys parked out in the back woods after work and had some Goopy McDonald !
Goopy Mcdonald by Smalljohnson September 23, 2023