Choice Butt

a large cigarette butt that is still smokeable, usually found in a friends ash tray - or the ash tray outside the bank.

hey Charlie...you got any choice butts out there in that ass tray??

by BradleyWilliam July 5, 2009

finger butt call

an unintentional call made on a cell phone while doing something else (looking for a number,checking a message)

"who was that"
"oh, it was my mom. she was trying to take a picture and she finger butt called me.

by candy handy September 20, 2009

beauta-butt

Guy definition: a very hot and sexy woman with a fine ass.

Girl deffinition: an ugly or fat chick.

Its a way for guys to communicate to each other in front of their girlfriends without getting yelled at by their woman.

You're walking through the mall with your budd and your girl.

You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting mad.
Well good thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.

You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)

Friend; she is repulsive.

You; yeah she is, DAMN

Friend; she is so fat.

You; look at the size of that ass on her.

While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn't get mad or think a thing.

Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.

by coryjay February 5, 2010

the butt munchies

When your butt is too big and your bathing suit is too small. Looks as if the bathing suit is being consumed by your butt

Leah has the butt munchies, its really gross cause she has protruding thighs as well. Gross!

by supermannoeshere February 8, 2010

Crisco Butt

Applies to both male and female

Slang term for any person who uses butter or some other cooking fat to give anal sex, to someone else regardless if it's forced or not.

2 People Gossiping
Fred: Hey Kevin, Sven recieved Anal Sex from Gwendle.
Kevin: Well then, I guess we'll just be calling Sven Crisco butt from now on.

by tx3000 May 4, 2010

anal butt trench

unhygienic butt crack, butt cleavage, totally disgusting ass.

I almost puked when I saw his anal butt trench.

by dumpsterbear June 9, 2011

Stuck Butt

Another word for constipation or to be constipated

Dude: Charlie, what's the matter you've been in the bathroom for over an hour!!
Charlie: Dude! I ate a whole package of cheese!! I've got stuck butt!!

by meandering gentile July 27, 2011