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Sweetness Fes Hairy Zero Cool 

Well "hairy" means awesome, as well as "zero cool". So that makes it twice as cool! And "sweetness" inhances it even more! As for "fes"... I have no clue where that came from =P I didn't make that part up! So you put it all together, and it's this totally AMAZING, ROCKING word!!!!!!!!!!!
Llama's are definitely "sweetness fes hairy zero cool"!!!
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Smoz (Single Mother of Zero) 

Single Mother of Zero
Women at or approaching their biological clock for motherhood yet have no children and take their childlessness out on the world, treating the whole world like their child. (not exclusive to women, men can also do this, only if they're the beta type though)
Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)
The smoz mob canceled another one... (smoz version of grounding)
Stop Smozthering everyone, go have a kid.

Lmao this smoz (in context of someone being over bearing treating strangers like their children).

Coke Zero 

All the price of high street cocaine, Zero of the effects
Head One: "...so how was that gram you bought for a ton on Saturday then mate? Banging?"

Head Two: "Na man, that was a proper knock mate! Did some, felt a bit of a twitch at the beginning, then nothing after that!"

Head One: "Mate, you got done! Looks like you got hit with some Coke Zero there geez!"
Coke Zero by zeddmeister September 1, 2013

size zero 

skinny models that designer Victoria Beckham specifically banned from walking in her Spring 2011 catwalk presentation because she wants to be the only skinny bitch in the world.
Victoria sitting in the audition room, one skinny mode walks in, she whispers "omg who's that size zero bitch? is she skinnier than me?" then she yells "you're out skinny BITCH!"
size zero by Rony911 September 18, 2010

Size Zero 

Officially defined as a measure of clothing size. Size Zero measurements are as follows:

Bust: 32"
Waist: 24"
Low Hip*: 35.5"

* Defined as 9" below the waist

Primarily aimed at fashion concious parents of 8 - 10 year olds, who'd like their daughters to grow up fast and be "perfect".

The Size Zero fad has caught on with celebrities, Posh Spice being the most favoured example. When reported in the Tabloids the Size Zero fad is typically considered with distaste.

Unfortunately, impressionable teenagers - primarily females - are being caught up in the Size Zero fad, trying to follow after their heroine's footsteps.

Most respectable dieticians are known to believe that being a Size Zero is unhealthy, will shorten a persons life span and has been linked to osteoporosis.

You will find that while some men prefer Size Zero women, most do not; frequently referring to them as "far too skinny". Men like curves girls, know it.
Examples of Size Zero celebrities:

Posh Spice
Lindsay Lohan
Size Zero by Tortured_Soul December 9, 2008
a machine that hovers on the ground and excels at the speed of sound,F-Zero was found by rich merchants to entertain people,it had dangers and people were angry about the dangers but then years later,they got used to them,F-Zero was made bye Nintendo,some people wish it was real
F-Zero by Mo April 15, 2004

Sub zero 

The new Ferrari is so cool, it's sub zero.

Gabriel from Swordfish as described is sub zero: "He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears"
Sub zero by Hypno August 7, 2012