The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

The Sarah (Parker) by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

sarah jessica parker 

A person who enjoys being a girl.

I was totally a sarah jessica parker, when I was trying on those Manolos.

sarah jessica parker by Justin Cooper November 7, 2005

FLOORMATT PARKER 

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike

man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor

FLOORMATT PARKER by jose suarez May 9, 2006

Joanna Parker 

Mostly known to be the most beautiful girl on Earth. Loves children and has a very kind heart. Her kindness is second to none. Very playful and she is very funny as well. Everyone wants to be a Joanna Parker when they’re young.

Jimmy’s daughter said she wants to be great like Joanna Parker one day.

Joanna Parker by Mcvisual January 19, 2021

Megan Parker 

Nice , wonderful, gorgeous but stubborn girl who loves one specific sport. Usually care free but can be stressed at some times. Is usually short and tanned.

you're such a megan parker

Megan Parker by ZORMTTAM April 27, 2011

Peter Parker 

A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.

Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!

Peter Parker by Dr. Roger Hans, urologist May 30, 2006

sarah jessica parker 

The best actress ever who plays Carrie Bradshaw on the best series every made called "Sex and the City"

Very pretty and has the perfect body.

Has amazing fashion.

Sarah Jessica Parker is an amazing actress

sarah jessica parker by Emahlee December 1, 2006