Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

Lance Ballinstrong by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021

Lance 

A man with a huge cock

"Damn, Look at what lance is fucking packing Amirite"

Lance by LanceWorship January 10, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

Lance Ballinstrong by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021

Landen 

He’s an amazing guy what do amazing ... he’s hella freaky aggressive only when you want him to be. He would never hurt anyone else except himself to save you. He’s a sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and he’s going to be Amey’s future husband.

Omg look at Amey and Landen getting married

They will be together forever

Landen by Hehehehehhehwhah February 23, 2021

Lancer Driver 

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules

“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen”

“What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”

Lancer Driver by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021

Lancergamer56 

Pretty chill dude mostly also he is a hardcore gamer and steamer as well. He is really well known for his For Honor streams with his friends. Also he is mainly fond of destroying all heretics

“DIE HERETIC!” -Lancergamer56

Lancergamer56 by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

Lance Ballinstrong by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021