pooter tooter 

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!

Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"

pooter tooter by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

hard tooter 

A big ass.

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.

hard tooter by Idito January 22, 2018

booty tooter 

A fine ass girl who farts

Damn, that hot girl is a booty tooter.

booty tooter by Hazelxxx May 31, 2015

Cooter tooter 

When you’re hitting it from behind and her vagina queefs

When Kanye was making love to Ariana grande from behind, she had a cooter tooter.

Cooter tooter by Gben42 October 2, 2017

hootie tooter 

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.

Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.

hootie tooter by your mom's other face December 4, 2011

Poop tooter 

A lower brow and somewhat comical name for the human anus.

Dude, that is the last time I go to Taco Bell! You should have seen what came out of my poop tooter last night!

Poop tooter by DJ Optimus P March 30, 2020

Texas Tooter 

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.

I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.

Texas Tooter by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023