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Straight off the grid 

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.
Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid

Straight out the bag 

First hand. Not pre-owned
Yo, I just bought some new shoes.
Nah not on Thrift+, I got them straight out the bag

Straight to the A

Skip the foreplay lets go Straight to the A!!
Straight to the A by AR702 May 31, 2015

Straight through the bush 

Straight to the point

You DONT beat around the bush
Erin: “I told him he was ugly”
Mél: “wow you really went straight through the bush

Straight To The Box 

Reference to the box in a teacher's classroom in which students turn in their assignments. To go Straight To The Box is to go to said box and "borrow" an assignment that you haven't done and to copy it. (Borrow is in quotations because some Straight To The Boxers neglect to return the homework they've stolen in fear of the teacher recognizing the similarity between the two assignments. These STTBers give the rest of us a bad name) Straight To The Box-ing usually leads to the beginning of a Cheat Chain, as most STTBers have enough moral fiber to share with others.
He-man: Fuck, are we even doing this right? The lab report is due tomorrow.
D-White: Man, it don't even matter. You know I'm about to go straight to the box

Straight Above the Belt 

Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.
Person #1: Aren't you gay?

Person #2: Yeah, but I'm straight above the belt.