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Sterling Heights 

A vacation spot for those who can't leave the country, and wish to travel to Iraq.

Also known as little Baghdad, Sterling Heights has an enormous amount of arabs,who enjoy sitting on their sofas in the garage, and drinking "ahweh" or as others would say, coffee.

While they can't seem to mow their lawns, or take down the Christmas lights in April, they do know how to buy black Escalades with 24 inch rims, and don't forget the tint.

Also, the display of the Virgin Mary wrapped in plastic and with 5 different Rosaries around her neck is very prevalent in the front yards of all arabs.

Oh, and one other thing, if you hear a group of arabs screaming Dakhuit, mariam, or callet, don't be afraid. it's only natural.
"Hey Firas, Dakhuit bro, want to go to cafe mocha in sterling heights and smoke some argeeleh?"
Sterling Heights by Firas Hanna April 17, 2009
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No Shit Sherlock 

When someone says something that is very obvious
The boss tells everyone through the P.A. that David got fired

David at home: Gerald, i got fired

Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!
No Shit Sherlock by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020

Donald Sterling 

The most racist fuck anyone can ever think of.
Donald Sterling just got banned for life from the NBA, something that should have been done a long time ago!
Donald Sterling by 00000069 April 30, 2014

Sterloin 

A super sexy beast that rides his pet dragon around the world to spit fire upon the unbelievers and vanquish them to the eternal pits of the world wide web. Definitely would suggest befriending him by feeding his pet dragon, Pete, and become blood brothers fighting til the end of the world in the fire pits of Lego Land.
Sterloin is my homie.
Sterloin by PeteDaDragon January 30, 2018
A drunken fisherman, that beats on his wife.
That johnny is sure a skerletts when hes drunk and mad at his wife.
skerletts by da bomba February 9, 2010

Sherlocksmiths

Sherlocksmiths established themselves on may 12th 2017 in an renown Cornish winery. 3 years down the line and still slightly hungover, the sherlocksmiths saunter through life with their motto “why not” which can sometimes lead to mishaps when it comes to booze; dogs; houses and cake but hey ho and on they go spreading love and occasional looks of discontent at mr barkey their cockapoo.
And the sherlocksmiths lived happily ever after, though slightly hoarse from constant reprimand of mr barkey.

Sherlock 

Its a modern take on the classic Sherlock Holmes stories. Also the best tv series you will EVER watch; made by the evil, amazing Mark Gatiss, Jim Moffat and Stephen Thompson. May I suggest trying to get yourself emotionaly prepared for the most intese feels you will ever have; but to be honest, it won't help. p.s. its british, its on netflix, dat cumberbum and don't look up the tag on tumblr unless you want it to be ruined.
Person1: Do you know any good tv shows? I'm thinking of watching a new series..
P2: Have you herd of Sherlock? (mwhahaha)
P1:No. Is it good?
P2: It's amazing
P1: I guess I'll watch it then, thanks.

*Person 2 is laughing because, Person 1 has no idea what they are getting themselfs into
Sherlock by mahpseudoynm February 19, 2013