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SEM - Selective Edited Memory 

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.
Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?

selectively permeable membrane 

A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!

selective texter

Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.
Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
selective texter by lindylou22 August 28, 2009

seductionist 

someone who seduces other people.
me: i totally seduced this twenty year old the other night
friend: no way! you're only sixteen!
me: i know, i'm such a seductionist
seductionist by oLi135790264 August 1, 2010

Seduction 

In social science, seduction is the process of deliberately enticing a person to engage. The word seduction stems from Latin and means literally "to lead astray". As a result, the term may have a positive or negative connotation. Famous seducers from history or legend include Lilith, Giacomo Casanova and the character Don Juan.

Seduction, seen negatively, involves temptation and enticement, often sexual in nature, to lead someone astray into a behavioral choice they would not have made if they were not in a state of sexual arousal. Seen positively, seduction is a synonym for the act of charming someone — male or female — by an appeal to the senses, often with the goal of reducing unfounded fears and leading to their "sexual emancipation". Some sides in contemporary academic debate state that the morality of seduction depends on the long-term impacts on the individuals concerned, rather than the act itself, and may not necessarily carry the negative connotations expressed in dictionary definitions.
The less intelligent section of the public loves to dwell on the possibilities of sexual seduction under the influence of hypnosis.

Sensual Seduction 

Main Entry: sen•su•al se•duc•tion
Pronunciation: \'sen(t)-sh(e-)wel'si-'dek-shen\
Function: noun
Etymology: d o double g
Date: 1971

1 a : title of song popularized by rapper Snoop Dogg.
1 b : the act of allowing a woman – during sex - to orgasm first.
1 a : <Yo nigga! Let’s smoke some weed and pop in the OG’s new song - Sensual Seduction.>
1 b : <I’m gonna take my time! She gonna get hers before I. I’m gonna take it slow. I’m not gonna rush to stroll. So she can get a Sensual Seduction. - Snoop Dogg>
Sensual Seduction by gangsta will January 19, 2008