same stove 

Like a child who doesn't figure out the stove is hot the first time, many people repeat the same hurtful mistakes in life and end up getting "burned"--and inexplicably seem surprised each time. They are effectively putting their hands on the stove again and again and don't figure it out because they think it's a different stove entirely each time. The solution? Remind them it's the same stove.

Mark: "Man, I just know this girl won't be like all the others before her! I can feel it in my heart! Just 'cause she acts and talks like them and has burned dozens of men before me doesn't mean it will happen this time!"

Cameron: "Dude, I hate to tell you this, but it's the same stove."

Mark: "You're so wrong!"

Cameron: "Same. Stove."

same stove by Clintacus March 11, 2008

Same shit, different assholes 

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.

"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."

Same shit, different assholes by petetoth January 5, 2010

Same Shit Different Day 

When your stuck in the cycle of doing the same shit everyday.
Usually a shit cycle.

Person 1: What you been up to
Me: Oh you know the Same Shit Different Day
Person 2: That is peak bro

Same Shit Different Day by Svirgo19 January 14, 2020

same-stepping 

A event that occurs when you are walking towards someone and you both try to get out of each other's way but end up choosing the same path.

Walking down the street, hallway, or just walking in general and you see someone coming at you and at the last second you both turn to get out of each other's way, but just get in each other's way again. And then you try to go the other way, and they go that way too. Basically it just keeps going until you either finally guess right or, in the more extreme cases, you decide to just stop and tell the person where you are going.

"We same-stepped for a while before I just decided to stop and ask him which side he wanted to pass me on so I could go the opposite."

"John tried to go to the right, and avoid Jill, but he ended up same-stepping with her. It was an awkward dance."

same-stepping by Rob Schow December 23, 2006

same page

Adj. To be in accordance, together.

"I'd like the memo to get out by Tuesday, that way we can all be on the same page for Friday's meeting."

same page by matthew lombardo December 8, 2003

Same goes big nose. 

The correct response to cheers big ears.

If you do not reply like this, you are a moron.

Alice: I downloaded those Kill Hannah songs for you.
Tim: Cheers big ears.
Alice: Same goes big nose.

Same goes big nose. by AJ_Legend March 18, 2008

Same room insanity 

When a small group of people stay in one room for a prolonged period of time that they slowly go insane

Same room insanity: Ben, Josh and Taz were in the same room for so long that they turned actually insane and Ben genuinely became gay

Same room insanity by chicken888 June 11, 2016