ka-pwnd

When you get pwnd so hard it's like an old 70s Batman exclamation reached out of your computer and smacked you.

*blam* *sock* *ka-pow* *KA-PWND*

ka-pwnd by n30neuromancer December 14, 2006

lol-pwnd 

Combination of the two internet phrases "lol" and "pwnd" in somewhat of a parodying way.
Used basically in the same way as "pwnd" or "owned".
Pronounce each letter of the acronym "L.O.L.", and the whole thing is pronounced back to back as if it were one word ("L.O.L.-powned")

Shadow: "Whoa. He killed me in one hit!"
Blaze: "lol-pwnd."

lol-pwnd by BLAZE the Infernal January 5, 2008

noob pwnd 

To be pwnd by a noob

Dude that guy just got noob pwnd

noob pwnd by Eoy February 28, 2008

get PWND!!!! 

a person who is getting owned by another person alot in a multiplayer game such as call of duty or halo and the person getting owned is being a noob and saying you got a lucky kill.you then have the right to say get PWND!!!!

player 1: What are you five? that was the luckiest kill ever!!

player 2: dude go cry to your mommy and GET PWND!!!!!!

get PWND!!!! by bobie_1kanobie February 9, 2010

im-pwnd 

a term that was devised when bored in the office by a non apple fanboy turd munching gizzard sniffers (me), to describe the I-phone. the most over marketed and over hyped smartphone because it has an apple logo on it. and it does loads of stuff that other smartphones do also. see also, the I-poo touch, the Kac-book, Kac-air and I-Kac

"omg omg omg!!! mi nw fne is ere!!"
"what u got"

"a iphone!"

"an im-pwnd? you fail -.-"

im-pwnd by kingarthur83rd January 27, 2010

Waffle Pwnd

Also seen as wflpwnd. (1)It is used to describe pwnage so severe that the person receiving the pwn now looks like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.

(1)As Timmy was playin COD4 he said "OMG noobzars, i am about bout to wflpwn you all!"

Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!

Waffle Pwnd by ShadowSoldier October 6, 2008

twitter pwnd 

when you get owned. (via tweet)

sheila: "your mom!"
marcela: "ouch! :/"
sheila: "haha. you just got twitter pwnd!"

twitter pwnd by yearbookgurlz January 6, 2010