In the 30th century, popplers were served for a while at the Fishy Joe restaurant chain after Captain Turanga Leela and her crew discovered tons of them lying in a hole on some unknown planet. Popplers taste delicious and look kind of like popcorn chicken. Warning: excessive consumption may prove hazardous to the continued existence of your species. (From the Futurama episode "The Problem With Popplers")

Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come come to Fishy Joe's/
What they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no-one knows/
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em/
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!

popplers by Rabid_Caterpillar July 2, 2004

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Jabril Peppers

Seemingly dangerous peppers that could torch you in a variety of ways. However, given the chance, they are as mild as a garden variety green bell pepper with only a slight punch and salty aftertaste.

That Jabril Peppers looked dangerous, but failed to burn us...again.

Jabril Peppers by D. N. A. LevelC November 27, 2016

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oj popper

An OJ popper, consisting of 3 parts Genesee Beer and 1 part Tropicana With Some Pulp Orange Juice, is a lovely drink to be enjoyed while skiing, after skiing, in between ski sessions, or while thinking about skiing. It goes down as easy as water, and it’ll getcha feelin’ pretty good.

“Man, we’re gettin’ gnarly today, bud. By the time the lifts stop spinnin’, we should celebrate with a ridiculous amount of OJ poppers.”

oj popper by scooterthetooterandbooter December 10, 2017

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