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poopsicle sticks 

Popsicle sticks in poop-form
Let's make houses out of poopsicle sticks!

The Poopsicle 

Take a piece of shit, freeze it, stab someone with the frozen shit, and fuck the whole made by stabbing them with the frozen shit.
I gave Nancy "The Poopsicle" and now she's in the ER!
Rob, you're fucked up.
The Poopsicle by ObamasAnkles February 26, 2011

Canadian Poopsicle 

This is preformed by taking a shit in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo.
Man, I have to take a shit. Man.2, WAIT! wanna make a Canadian Poopsicle? Man, sure.

Ketchup Poopsicle 

When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.
Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."

Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."


Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"

Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."

Orange poopsicle 

freeze a condom, dip it in peanut butter and allow your cats to sensually fellatiate it to the point of climax
Bro, my cats breath smelled like rubber and peanuts after it gave me a riteous orange poopsicle

Jack Poopsicle 

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.
Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.
Jack Poopsicle by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011