get yo drink on, yo smoke on, and go home wit sumthin to poke on

Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.

I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.

get yo drink on, yo smoke on, and go home wit sumthin to poke on by OnE LoVe August 9, 2003

stroke and poke 

Its when a guy is jerking off with one hand (stroke), while simultaneously putting a dildo, finger, or desired object up their own ass (poke).

Guy 1: Man I think I am gonna give my self the good old stroke and poke tonight.
Guy 2: When did you get a dildo?
Guy 3: No, I just use my finger.

stroke and poke by gundamshark June 26, 2015

smoke and poke 

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.

Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.

smoke and poke by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022

Sex Poke 

When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.

Elliot: *yawn*

Tyrone: Poke!! (pokes in ribs)

Elliot: *moan* That damn sex poke gets me everytime!!

Sex Poke by auberginedreams September 12, 2009

Stroke n Poke

Fucking a chick then reaching your hand in her vag and grabbing your dick and then continuing to fuck her while holding your dick

Dude 1: Yo, so last night, this bitch's vagina was so big, I could have pretty much stroke n poked her
Dude 2: whats stroke n poke?
Dude 1: It's when you are fucking a chick and then reach inside her vagina and grab your dick and continue to fuck her
Dude 2: fuckin awesome

Stroke n Poke by niggersaurus-rex October 15, 2011

Shite in a poke 

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

Shite in a poke by Counfsed June 2, 2018

pokey poke no need to smoke 

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

pokey poke no need to smoke by Emzillagon October 3, 2020