bag of mince 

West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.

She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.

bag of mince by Putins Lady September 16, 2006

Elton Mince 

Joke name For Elton John The Wig Wearing Homo Piano Player.He also Hates Roses on his Piano,
He much Prefers Tu-Lips on his Organ.
The Queen Of Mince!

Q.Whats Brown and plays the Piano?
A.Elton Mince!

Elton Mince by Jeff Lynne May 13, 2006

hinging mince 

the word hinging mince comes from the scottish slang word which means for somebody to have really bad smelly discharge from a womans vagina

"aye i tanned that girl at the weekend, she had pure hinging mince"

look at her, i bet she has pure hinging mince

hinging mince by jackotits May 25, 2010

arse mince

arse mince is another term for "jobbies" or "Shit" with a very distinctive smell.

"after sticking my cock in emily's bum i noticed small fragments of arse mince it stunk".

arse mince by lee and les November 15, 2007

bag of mince 

utterly unnoteworthy,not worth the time of day

See kid's TV these days? just a bag of mince!

bag of mince by jondo March 7, 2008

Crotch Mince 

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

Crotch Mince by JucyLay May 17, 2010

Prince Of Mince 

A homosexual gentleman.

"I always knew he was pillow biter but I didn't realise he was the Prince of Mince"

Prince Of Mince by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008