A hotel down at the end of lonely street where you go when your heart is broken. It's always crowded. The bell-hops tears keep flowing and the desk clerks dressed in black.
When your heart was broken my someone you're madly in love with but you don't feel the pain until well after the date-of-break. You usually feel ok and undepressed for anytime from a day to a week; usually because you try to put on a macho, "I don't need you" facad. Then after the set time your emotions get the best of you and you start to expirence the natural symptoms of heartbreak. Sometimes they could get worse than usual.
(saturday)
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you and Amanda broke up. You okay?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I'm fine. I didn't need her anyway. She wasn't even all that.
(6 days later)
Guy 1: Hey man look, it's Amanda.
Guy 2: Don't remind me.... *walks away*
Amanda: What's his problem?
Guy 1: Oh he just has heartbreak delay.
What my ex is gonna be checking into tonight. They serve 'Breakup Breakfast', 'Lost Your Boyfriend Lunch', and 'You've Been Dumped Dinner'.
Sarah walked in on her boyfriend last night whilst he was getting sucked off by a shovel troll. She's pretty messed up, so she'll be checking into the Heartbreak Hotel this evening I imagine.