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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
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Patrick fucking swayze 

Patrick swayze was the hottest thing to all
The skraggled curly hair having moms of
The 80's. his legacy of over-rated
80's sexiness carried into modern day as a
Form of expression to how sexy something
You've done or created, or even just looking in the mirror
I quote trailer park boys "Conky":

"Oooooh my Julian, my handsome Julian
Patrick swayze who was so fucking sexy
In road house and fucking dirty dancing"

Another example:
"My car Escalade has candy in the paint
15" subs and 24" spinners it's looking
Sooo Patrick fucking swayze"

fer-fucking-got 

I fer-fucking-got my mom's birthday.
fer-fucking-got by Kareron November 12, 2014

fucking idiot furry 

Chance or whatever his name is a furry. He is a retard and a idiot.

I'm so fucking bored. 

When you're so bored you do things like add words to urbandictionary. Fuck.
"I'm so fucking bored." i'm so fucking bored

fucking skank

a person who is a total bitch and deserves whats coming to her

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."