Finding Christmas Present 

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.

Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

Finding Christmas Present by laura3450 August 2, 2009

finking 

After banging your partner, the combination of euphoria, feels and exhaustion resulting in a state of mind somewhere between thoughts, feelings and a mind block.

After giving it to my girlfriend she was kind of just lying there with a look on her face and I asked her 'What's on your mind?'

To which she responded 'Finking'.

finking by TeamHubbieHunnie June 14, 2014

Shark Finning

When you float on your back in a body of water with an erection that sticks out like a shark finn.

I'm gonna go shark finning around that bitch in the deep end of the pool.

Shark Finning by D-Rye September 5, 2013

finding nemo 

Euphemism for a marijuana smoking session.

"I'm gonna drive on down to the bank, hit up the ATM, and find nemo in the parking lot once I'm done."

finding nemo by Arrbear September 15, 2005

having trouble finding nemo 

What is that?
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
2. A kind of worm.
3. A movie for Kids.

Good answer:
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.

having trouble finding nemo by Fred Derfy666 I'll find NEMO twice January 15, 2004

Fingin' 

Fingin' ya Nan!

Last night I fingin' ya nan!

Fingin' by Fish Lips and Gus Bus August 13, 2017

finding nemo 

A movie made by Disney/Pixar.

I am going to watch Finding Nemo.

finding nemo by Dougizzle fo' Shizzle July 7, 2003