Carpet Bombing

When, as part of a sexual act one partner takes a steamy dump on the other partners pubes. The act can be either expected/desired or sudden and surprising; though the latter typically produces a negative response.

John: Dude you're banging Becky these days right? I've heard she's a freak - is it true?
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!

Carpet Bombing by ADRicci December 25, 2010

Carpet Bombing

When a girl queefs and walks infront of people caring the smell with her

Guy 1 : Dude what is that fishy smell?
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.

Carpet Bombing by ADDing01 July 20, 2013

carpet bombing

When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.

Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!

carpet bombing by jacr666 January 3, 2011

Carpet Bombing

verb

The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.

After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.

Carpet Bombing by CancerFTC October 5, 2009

Carpet Bombing

Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.

'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!

Carpet Bombing by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016

Carpet bombing value analysis 

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries

He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .

Carpet bombing value analysis by Nardzz May 25, 2017

Carpet bombing

Jizzing on to a girls bush

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.

Carpet bombing by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018