Skip to main content

joy buzzer 

When you shake another person's hand with a little turd in your palm.
After waking me up early on a Saturday morning, I greeted the Girl Scout with a joy buzzer.
joy buzzer by eji May 22, 2006

joy buzzer 

Shaking someone's hand with a little turd in your palm.
I just quit my job, and on the way out, I gave my boss the joy buzzer!
joy buzzer by eji July 30, 2008

booty-buzzer 

subwoofer located under the booty - the feminine use of butt-woofer

see also butt-woofer
Dang, she be ampin' that booty-buzzer `til it walks
booty-buzzer by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

Scud Buzzer 

A gross-looking person who seems to not really care about how they look.
Person 1: Dude, she wore her pajamas to school!
Person 2: I know, what a scud buzzer!
Scud Buzzer by gallonziarox March 7, 2011

kiddy buzzer 

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table
Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?
kiddy buzzer by Earlcando September 14, 2013

boat buzzer 

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

-----
Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.
Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.
boat buzzer by EarlLynch October 22, 2014