scooped bagel 

When an old white person takes all the bread of a bagel, and fills it with cream cheese.

I've got a hankering for a scooped bagel

scooped bagel by Mochithecat July 12, 2017

saucy bagel 

one will take a crap and roll it into a circle, a girl has a period on it and lets just say there is one cup between them

Saucy Bagel situation- A girl says "its that time of the month again" the guy says "i have to take a crap" they turn to each other and say "wait a minute...."

saucy bagel by jack offmore March 31, 2008

bathroom sign [plain bagel] 

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.

Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.

bathroom sign [plain bagel] by Professor Griff January 30, 2009

Stoop-Bagel 

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

Stoop-Bagel by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009

Saggy bagel 

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.

Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-

Saggy bagel by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011

Suede Bagel 

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.

Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!

Suede Bagel by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

Scum bagel

Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here

Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here

Scum bagel by CLoyurnrttehss December 3, 2016