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Melting Vinyl

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Spinning a record for such an extended period of time that the friction from the needle melts the records face off. face. off.
I just got a righteous deal on Steppenwolf and the Woodstock 3-disc set from a flea market. Time to melt the shit out of some vinyl!!

Melting Vinyl
by bobby mcgeeeee December 2, 2010
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Wired Vinyl

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Wired Vinyl is the best band in the world, it consists of: Frogleeiscool, Vermited (ZionNeon), indigobarber28 (TeWg965) Joe and MrExplosion
by Gog403 May 27, 2023
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scratch the vinyl

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When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.
Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.
by timingway August 11, 2014
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Cut some vinyl

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To have an elaborate sexcapade or womp womp with another.
Hey Edgar, lets cut some vinyl today... Im feeling frisky.
by Balaze December 8, 2020
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LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl

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LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl is an online Discord Community which shares vinyl releases, restocks and hosts a range of all things pop culture
Josh: "Bestie we need to mute ha from the LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl server. Go clean your room!"
by JadeThirlwallQueen July 2, 2024
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a phrase used to describe something often associated with the southern gothic or americana aesthetic, standing between the boarder between camp and conservative.
"sister your outfit is so ethel cain vinyl"

"omg thank you so much, i got most of it at a bug infested goodwill in texas"
by girlfawn March 19, 2026
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schrodinger's vinyl

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A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.
I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.

Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.

That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025
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